Funny Wedding Toasts

Funny Wedding Toast Examples

So you probably have decided to use some humor in your wedding toast so let’s look at a few examples of funny wedding toasts that you can include within your wedding jokes. Most of these will stay on most of the tasteful side as that’s usually the best route to go to so you don’t accidentally cross the line and offend someone. You don’t want any of your friends or family, including the new addition to your family to get angry during what’s supposed to be a memorable day. So make sure it’s memorable for the right reasons.

Here’s a few funny wedding toast ideas for you:

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

A honeymoon should be like a table: four bare legs and no drawers.

Hopefully these give you some ideas of the types of wedding jokes you can give when saying your toast. Remember don’t go overboard. The ones above are funny without going too far and won’t cause any problems. Of course you will know your audience better than anyone else so the final decision is up to you, these are mainly here to get you started. If you need any more ideas for funny wedding toasts then consider picking up a good wedding toast guide which will have more variety and actually saves you time looking around the internet for jokes that everyone will have already got from searching.

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